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The Perils of a Multi-Party System in the US

In I'm boring on November 4, 2009 at 8:09 PM

I recently argued, to the lovely Shelly Roche, that third parties were a bad idea, unless that party is seriously attempting to replace the Democratic or Republican Party. The reasons I gave for opposing a multi-party system were entirely insufficient, as is often the case on Twitter. In the following paragraphs I will attempt to answer her excellent query, “why not have like 10 parties, & people just vote for the candidate that best reflects their values?”

The consequences of a multi-party system operating within the context of our current electoral system poses many significant issues. The constitution leaves states responsible for the majority of details concerning elections. The most widely used method for all elections in the US is the winner-take-all method. Under this system, the candidate with the most votes, or a simple plurality, wins. An example of a plurality win, rather than a majority win, would be a congressional election where the winner only received 47% of the vote. This only can happen if there are at least three candidates running.

Imagine now that we have ten parties that offer each voter the perfect ideological match. Each party decides to run a candidate in a congressional election. Under that scenario, it’s possible for a candidate with as little as 10.01% of the vote to win under the winner-take-all rules. This would mean that the candidate elected was not supported by 89.99% of voters. Under such a system we could expect voter discontent with the potential for a candidate representing a district in which he/she could never hope to gain even 25% of the support of voters. All potential solutions to this problem create new issues. If a run-off election system is adopted, there are the issues of cost and voter fatigue. If an instant run-off election or ranking ballot is utilized we run into the problems of education, equipment cost, strategic voting and the monotonicity criterion, which is of more concern than the folks at FairVote would have you believe. In short, there are no easy fixes.

At the presidential level, the situation is even more grim. The electoral college governs the election of the US President. Under this system, citizens vote for electors rather than the actual candidates. In order to win the Presidency a candidate must win a majority(currently 270) of the available electors. If no candidate earns a majority, the House of Representatives is tasked with electing the president. In a multi-party system where everyone voted the best fit, it would be increasingly likely that no candidate would earn the necessary majority to win. It would then be left to the House of Representatives to choose among the three top electoral vote recipients. I can only imagine how people would respond to this happening in our modern era, given how the Democrats reacted were when the popular vote didn’t match the electoral vote.

The same issues that arise when attempting to reform congressional elections apply to attempts to reform the electoral college. A yet unaddressed alternative would be a parliamentary system and proportional representation. My only response to this is that our past prime ministers, if we adopted the UK system, would have been Newt Gingrich, Dennis Hastert and Nancy Pelosi. Enough said.

I hope this exceedingly boring post explains my opposition to a multi-party system being embraced in the US. A closing question: Would a strong multiple party system strengthen the power of special interest groups?

P.S. There are also issues of disproportionate representation, (as applied to multiple parties vying for electoral votes in the states themselves, excluding Maine and Nebraska which do not use the winner-take-all method), culture, ideological extremism, and Federalism, but I assumed this was boring enough.

Bukkake Barney Strikes Again

In Satire, humor on October 30, 2009 at 7:09 PM

bad barney

Barney Frank has been banned from the White House following an unfortunate incident this Wednesday. During the signing of landmark hate crimes legislation, Representative Barney Frank vomited on President Barack Obama. When asked about the incident, Representative Frank lamented that he had perhaps had too much to eat during a celebratory brunch.

Cross-Posted at The Anticrat

Dead Celebrity of the Week: Earth to Al

In Satire, humor on October 28, 2009 at 3:31 PM

Earth to Al

Seven of Albert Gore’s Toes, 61, of Belle Meade, TN, formerly of Washinton, DC, died Wednesday, October 28, 2009 on a rural road outside of Nashville, TN.

Al’s toes were born March 31, 1948, in Washington, DC. The seven deceased toes are survived by Mr. Gore’s cankles, love handles and back hair. The details surrounding the loss of Al’s toes, best known for their relationship to Mr. Gore, have yet to be released. It has been announced that services will be held at the local Footlocker.

Arrangements by the Bless Your Heart Funeral Home. Nashville, TN, (202) 567-6800

There have been attempts to cover up the exact details surrounding this tragedy, but I was lucky enough to speak to one of the EMT’s who were called to the scene. Based on Mr. Gore’s statements to the EMT’s, he was trapped in his car, with his driver, during a freak blizzard that hit the Nashville area. The former VP was trapped for nearly nine hours and claimed the situation was so dire he was forced to resort to cannibalism. Unfortunately, not even wearing the clothes of his dinner was enough to keep Mr. Gore warm and the environmentalist lost seven of his toes to frostbite.

On the way to the hospital, the EMT commented to Mr. Gore about the freak nature of the blizzard. The former VP is said to have responded by citing the survival of three of his toes as clear evidence for global warming. After Mr. Gore arrived at the hospital, I was fortunate enough to briefly speak with him. When asked if he would consider supporting a charity for others who have lost digits, Mr. Gore proceeded to explain how he had invented charity. I sat, listened to the former VP explain his invention of charity and waited patiently until the men in the white coats came to drag him to the psychiatric ward.

We at Dead Celebrity of the Week would like to extend our sympathies to Mr. Gore, his remaining toes, and the baby polar bear that we ate for breakfast. Go with Gaia, Mr. Gore’s toes.

Originally posted here