Said, one, two, candidates stand before you
(thats what I said, now)
Candidates, candidates who abhor you
(just go ahead, now)
One has pork in his pockets
(that sounds great, now)
This one, he wants to buy you rockets
(aint in his head, now)
Vote for him or vote for me,
Im the one that loves you voters cant you see?
Aint got no mistress or drug history,
But I know what a Commander and Chief ought to be,
I know what a Commander and Chief ought to be….